An Open Letter to Management – a post by Portia

Condishuns r unakseptable. Bed to small. Today, therr was almost no kibbble. Mummy sed she was stuk in traffik. Don’t no what that meens. Therr must bee kibbble. Getting yelled at 4 jumping on counter. Want door left open at all tymes, don’t care how cold it iz outside. Want more snow. Want more sqweekee toyz. Mine broke.
But thankz for the choclut on the counter. It wuz gud. P


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  1. Jenge

    Considering the fact that she has an IQ of under 50 she has a remarkably good grasp of English grammar.

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