Press Release from Rocky – “I’m Okay!”
In a dramatic press release today, the normally reclusive Rocky relased a statement that despite the fact that he hasn’t been seen on the blogospher in a while, he is okay.
Rocky, or ‘The Sock’ as he is known to his peeps, had this to say:
“I know I’ve been out of the blog for a while and I just wanted to say that I’m okay. As you may know, I hate people. I hate all people with the exception of my mummy, Mummy Jennifer, and her best friend Natalie. I’m fine. I bark all the time to let you know that I hate you all, but you won’t seem to listen. Leave me alone. Unless you want to give me a treat.”
After his statement, Rocky barked for a full ten minutes and then stalked off in a huff. When asked how she felt about his statement, his pack mate, Portia, had this to say:
“Do you have any meat?”
Rocky’s people then called an end to the press conference. We’ll keep you posted as developments emerge.
hah! excellent. thanks for reaching out to your audience, rocky!
you are saying he hates his grandma!!!